Oh, baby boy, all those girls and not one got kinky with you?

[ but the answer to his question about kissing definitely sounds like an invitation, so he leans forward like he's going for it but swerves at the last moment. ghosting his lips along Steve's jaw up towards his ear, Eddie finally moves his second hand down from where it had been counting and smooths it over Steve's hip until it can disappear into his back jean pocket. Steve's hair smells like whatever products he uses to make it defy gravity, and Eddie smiles at the thought that he'd preened before this. Eddie wants to kiss him so badly, but teasing first means it'll feel even better when he finally does. ]

The rules are so I don't just cuff you to the bed and have my wicked ways with you.