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okay fine. i wouldn't actually put a brick through your window. happy?

you keep saying it's complicated. but does it have to be? if you like me, and i like you...

like i'm not going to just start shouting it from the rooftops or anything. i'm not that fucking crazy.

You fucking better not. My dad would kill me!

....

I'm not good at this, alright. In case you haven't heard I'm pretty shitty boyfriend.

for the car? or the dating me? trust me, i think if wayne found out about either he'd probably finally kick my ass out.

well i'm too shitty to have ever been a boyfriend, sooooooo... you're still doing better than me. i've got no fucking idea what i'm doing, here.

i mean things - really don't have to change that much. i still just wanna hang out and annoy you and steal all your biscuits.

just... with more than just that sometimes. if you'd like that.

Both.

I don't think Wayne would toss you out, man. He seems like he really cares for you.

...I doubt that's true. You haven't dated at all?

Back off my biscuits, asshole!

...Such as?

i can keep a secret if you can. i won't tell a soul.

[ Eddie decides it's in his best interest not to bring up Nancy and her super sleuthing right now. Best not to add even more confusing feelings into the mix. ]

he's... honestly the best. we've been through a lot of shit, but i've also put him through a lot of shit.

um... not seriously, no. mostly just hookups and little flings that didn't go anywhere. so i get what you mean about people not staying.

fiiiiiiiine

i dunno. i mean... would you wanna go on a date?

it could just be a movie or something. it's not like two guys can't go to a movie. right?

It's not like my parents are around much anyways.

I honestly can't picture him just tossing you out and shit. I mean-

I'm kinda surprised he doesn't know or that you haven't actually told him but-

I get it.

So? Basically just sex?

I could take you on a date.

i mean you're probably right. he's forgiven worse things, trust me. but he's also just old fashioned, i guess. i just figured i'd tell him if it mattered, and so far it hasn't mattered.

...yeah. basically just sex. look, it's hawkins. i'm not popular, okay?

yeah? holy shit dude. haha. i'd really like that. :)

[ The screaming into the pillow has resumed, but hey! It's in a good way now! Progress! ]

well this is the most dramatic turnaround i've had on any day where i've spent more than an hour on my bathroom floor. i'm not even mad at kfc anymore i'm FLYING

That's understandable but he seems like he really loves you. I don't think any forgiveness would be needed.

Hawkins is a shithole. You don't have to tell me twice.

....So we're actually doing this? A full on date?

Shit.

you're probably right. still doesn't mean i'm not scared shitless about telling him.

well... at least it's a shithole with a couple cool people. :)

it doesn't have to be a fancy date!!

...is that a good "shit" or a bad "shit"

Also, understandable.

...A few. Yeah.

Maybe I want to spoil your little biscuit thief ass?

Little of both.

i don't think anybody's ever wanted to spoil me in my whole life. you could be creating a real monster.

i get it. i'm like... way too excited but i'm also scared shitless?

i really don't wanna fuck this up.

You're already a KFC monster, so-

....

Me too. That seems like something I'm really goddamn talented at. Screwing up a good thing.

oh yeah? just wait til you see me ordering mcdonalds when i'm high. i'm a fiend.

well... you're not getting rid of me that easily, harrington.

just - i dunno. be honest if i'm being too much. or if i'm freaking you out.

...i was gonna ask what you're up to today but that probably falls under being too much. hah.

...Jesus Christ.

Thats what you say now. Give it time.

You're not freaking me out. Are you freaked out?

the only thing freaking me out is how convinced you seem to be that you're this terrible fucking person. and you're not!

i'm not the girls you dated in high school. or the girls who only want your dick. we could literally just do the same shit we always do and just... add a little extra.

[ He is desperately trying not to tell Steve how badly he wants to kiss him. That'll probably go about as well as everything else he's tried to hold back. ]

...would you wanna hang out? or like... get food or something? i haven't eaten since last night.

...You'll find out just how shitty I am. Everyone always does. Honestly have no idea what's wrong with Robin and Henderson.

Shit boyfriend, man. You've been warned.

What kind of extra?

I'm actually wrapping up my shift here at this hell fest. So-

I can pick you up?

you should know by now that i'm waaaay too stubborn to be deterred by that.

besides, i'm like a walking screwup. everyone in this town over forty thinks i'm gonna end up just like my dad and they're probably right.

...i dunno, like...

[ Don't scare him off, please don't scare him off -- ]

wait. YOU'VE BEEN AT WORK THIS WHOLE TIME??? i've been making you deal with all of my crap while you're in the trenches??? oh my god, dude.

...yes please. i just need to shower.

You are not! Stop fucking saying that stuff, man. You're really fucking great and you're pretty damn awesome with the shitheads.

...Like? Making out type stuff?

Dude, it's fine. We've been pretty dead for the most part.

Tease.

see!!! this is how you sound when you say you're a shitty boyfriend!!! so shut up because you're really fucking great too!!!

...yeah, making out type stuff. please?

well thank god. i'm impressed, though. you must have one hell of a poker face.

wasn't even trying to tease. i'm disgusting right now and i don't want to immediately make you regret giving me a chance.

...but i am naked now, if you wanted to know.

Shut up!

....I like making out type stuff. I'm a damn good kisser if you haven't heard.

.....Christ.

make me :)

i've heard a little, but i'd much prefer to judge for myself.

...too much?

[ Thirty minutes later. ]

ready whenever you are. washed my hair and everything. you almost can't tell how hungover i am!

Don't tempt me.

....No. I would actually really like that.

Goddamn! Done up all nice, huh?

I've got to toss out Robin and I'll be heading your way.

well, joke's on you. tempting you was always the goal here.

cool. noted. can be arranged nearly immediately.

yeah... it's almost like i'm trying to impress you or something?

i'll be waiting.

[ And tidying his room. Y'know. Just in case. Unfortunately that's one mess he can't just shower away. ]

Goddamn tease! You're killing me here, you know?

Give me 10 and I'll see you then.

Be thinking about where you want to get food.

i'd say i'm sorry, but i'm really not. i promise i'll make it worth your while, though.

mm. diner food? or like... anywhere with an all day breakfast?

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pls eddie will struggle to keep his hands OFF of steve

Touch him, Eddie.

oh he will >:)