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[bigboyvibes]

...That weird dead guy?

[tamethatjungle]

Arguably one of the most famous dead guys.

[bigboyvibes]

Gross.

[tamethatjungle]

We all die, my strange older male friend.

[bigboyvibes]

I'm well aware considering the close calls I've had.

...Ew. don't call me that.

[tamethatjungle]

Which part of it is inaccurate?

[bigboyvibes]

Zero.

[tamethatjungle]

So it just wasn't poetic enough for you, or...?

[bigboyvibes]

Not the poetic type.

[tamethatjungle]

Of course not.

[bigboyvibes]

Glad that's settled.