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[bigboyvibes]

WHAT?

[tamethatjungle]

Like talking to a brick wall.

[He shakes his head sadly.]

[bigboyvibes]

🖕🖕

[tamethatjungle]

Yeah that's mature.

[bigboyvibes]

So help me God if this is more you're assuming I'm dating Robin bullshit.

I will suffocate you in my car.

[tamethatjungle]

No, it's me still thinking you're losing out because you're not dating Robin when you should be.

Come on, Steve.

[bigboyvibes]

[Jesus Christ.]

I'm not her type.

[tamethatjungle]

Whatever you say, Steve.

[bigboyvibes]

Totally serious.

[tamethatjungle]

And I'm sure this has nothing at all to do with a hope of reigniting an old flame.

[bigboyvibes]

...What?

[tamethatjungle]

It was an obvious allusion to Nancy Wheeler, Steve.

[bigboyvibes]

This has nothing to do with Nancy!

[tamethatjungle]

Methinks thou doth protest a bit too much.

[bigboyvibes]

My love life is none of your business.

[tamethatjungle]

Yeah yeah.

[bigboyvibes]

Uh huh.

[tamethatjungle]

Also that last one was Shakespeare.

[bigboyvibes]

...That weird dead guy?

[tamethatjungle]

Arguably one of the most famous dead guys.

[bigboyvibes]

Gross.

[tamethatjungle]

We all die, my strange older male friend.

[bigboyvibes]

I'm well aware considering the close calls I've had.

...Ew. don't call me that.

[tamethatjungle]

Which part of it is inaccurate?

[bigboyvibes]

Zero.